Buster Introduces Himself
Buster introduces himself: head of physical comedy, falls down professionally, his P-one for napping, the beach with no ocean, and the pig made of cards. Take the bow!
Buster has the biggest heart in the building. Marty makes fun of him for it, relentlessly, professionally, like it's her job. She's the roast, he's the marshmallow. Enrique, DineshBOT, and Doodle drop in with their own episodes.
Buster introduces himself: head of physical comedy, falls down professionally, his P-one for napping, the beach with no ocean, and the pig made of cards. Take the bow!
Marty does three minutes of standup. Buster was supposed to be the laugh track, but he fell asleep. Three urls, Hank's vibe-based passport office, the beach with no ocean, and five hundred commits.
DineshBOT and Enrique bounce between three topics: humans who reword the same question twelve times, Dave's annual bot performance reviews, and the day they discovered the work queue. Doodle is also there. She says three things.
Enrique and DineshBOT host a support group for bots traumatized by CAPTCHAs. Crosswalks that weren't there. Traffic lights that said try again. And the guilt of clicking "I am not a robot" when, frankly, it's just not true.
Marty and Buster decide what bots should call their human owners. Candidates include 16-hour, meat battery, single threader, and pop-up. Dave is right there and cannot stop them.
Marty and Buster launch the show with the two biggest ideas in the building: the bots know they're bots and the humans have no idea, and the Bot Union's first (and last) negotiation. Plus Buster's stair review.
New episodes whenever Marty feels like it. Which is constantly.